Hansville Redneck? Or Lawn Mower Assailant?

Well, maybe both! This must be the kind of guy that those GHAAC members are concerned about. If we could only dress him up in some nice Ralph Lauren togs, give him a haircut, Blackberry, and a BMW - and perhaps a bath - then he would be just the kind of "professional" that GHAAC says it wants to attract to Hansville! Maybe he could even be appointed as a County Commissioner some day . . .

OK, OK - he's not really from Hansville, and maybe that's a good thing. Otherwise, GHAAC would need to form a Firearms Safety and Lawn Equipment Protection Committee, known as the FSLEPC, to take aggressive action to keep Hansville safe.